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There’s a coagulant type compound in human ejaculate too. My A&P professor said it was “so the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this male can withdraw.” If a woman goes to the bathroom right away afterwards (despite other compounds in semen that encourage her to be suddenly sleepy and stay put) sometimes most of the ejaculate will come out in a clumpy string. Depending on the consistency and how much of the compound is in each guy’s semen. Thanks for coming to today’s episode of, “Really Reddit? I didn’t want that mental image.” Now on r/eyebleach. . Don’t forget the fact that right after giving birth our brains are made to fill our body with hormones which makes women forget the pain and how traumatic the birth was. Amnesia brought to you by evolution, am I right? Nature isn’t that giving. If women needed to orgasm to get pregnant it would be more fair. But since you can get pregnant from rape, and of course from lack of enjoyment (on the women’s side since the man always gets to orgasm) nature is pretty cruel. Add in children can get pregnant….
He will eventually. That’s kinda how evolution works. Humans evolve into another species afters thousands of years, just like other animals. Humans are by far the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this most successful mammal species. The human brain is the most advanced thing in the known universe. The part about compromise is. Evolution doesn’t make things better, it makes things good enough. There’s an endless number of animals that we could look at and say “it would be better for them if they were like this.” There are other species, where evolution makes similar compromises to balance two or more conflicting evolutionary pressures. Unfortunately, I don’t recall the specifics,but in many species, the males are equipped with quite extravagant things ( plumages, appendages etc) with the sole purpose of attracting/impressing a female. In some cases, evolution runs amok and exaggerate these to such an extreme,that they are downright dangerous to the male endowed with them, and evolution will then begin to compromise the two separate evolutionary pressures, and begin dialing down these extravagant features.

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That one’s less of a bug and more of a feature. A peacock, for example, is bad at flying and very noticeable. If he manages to survive to the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this next mating season when he literally has a target on his ass, the peahens know that he’s one bad motherfucker. There’s also one that just says “it exists because it attracts females, and that creates males with the trait and females attracted to said trait”. Handicap principle and attraction are just two ways of looking at the same thing. The peacocks with bigger, more colorful tails have a harder time surviving, and that makes them more attractive to the peahens. Both factors feed in to each other. We assume that overcoming handicaps to survive makes a male more attractive. Could also be that the peahens just like long tails and there’s no further thought needed.
Evolution isn’t survival of the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this fittest, it’s the death of the least fit. If it doesn’t kill you you can keep it. If it kills you later that’s your problem. There is a reason humans start to get exponentially higher rates of cancer in their 40s and beyond – because it makes no difference to passing on genes. Good point. That reminds me that there are some mites that literally don’t have an anus. They’re able to breed before the backed up waste kills them, so they just don’t have a need for an anus. Interestingly, that’s because kiwis evolved in a place where they had no natural predators. The biggest threat to an individual’s life wasn’t being eaten, it was starving because all the other kiwis got to the food first. So the large egg gives the chick room to grow, and they hatch almost fully developed. The chick can start foraging with dad right away.
Yeah, the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this pro is kiwis are born precocious with a stomach full of yolk ready to go with dad and able to leave mom to recover from the stress of carrying it and prepare for the next season. Aparently their phesdo member often breaks or snaps during childbirth, sometimes the pups suffocate while in there too, first time hyena moming is a mess. Good thing hyena pups are also not just precocious but born fully armed with teeth they will kill their younger siblings with given the opportunity In tiger sharks this is because, interestingly, there is no actual atachment to the mother for nutrients. It’s just eggs that instead of being laid are kept to hatch inside the womb. Once they do, they still have to get nutrients somehow, and the baby sharks turn to their unborn just as they are siblings.
I always think of infanticide and rape being so prevalent everywhere as an example. There’s a ridiculous number of animals whose mating is definitively rape by our standards, and plenty also where natural selection has guided all males to kill any babies of their own species so they can then mate with the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this dead babies’ mothers. Pug breed of dogs being a good example. Bread to look cute at the price of continuous torture through the process of breathing. babirusas are my favourite example of this. sometimes their teeth grow so long they impale themselves in the head with them. No, because most animals don’t walk upright nor have big brains. So they don’t have the same evolutionary pressures. Well there’s the hyena and kiwi: one has to give birth through a pseudo-d!ck, and the other has to push out an egg that is literally the size of its entire body. Well, female spotted hyenas give birth through their clitoris, which is basically a penis. Apparently it’s painful and risky. No but in lots of other species their babies get eaten by predators at a fairly high rate. Only 1 of every 100 baby sea turtles make it from the nest where they hatch to the ocean. Some animals have it worse like salmon and spiders ( some species die immediately after birth ) but the trade off is a lot more children.
The specifics of birth? No. Their bodies being good enough? Yes. Evolution doesn’t produce the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this fittest animals, it simple produces survivors. Evolution works like good enough for every species. Whatever is good enough to keep them from being instinct. But an example of an animals good enough might not be about it’s birth process. Example, why do dogs and cats eat so many random ass objects when it could kill them, well it’s good enough. Not enough cats and dogs are dying from accidentally eating stuff so it doesn’t matter. I guess that modern medicine and C section saving babies that would have died in labour otherwise also contribute to those genes to stay in the pool. To be more specific, it’s not about the width of the hips, but rather the size of the pelvic opening that limits the head size that can navigate it. The two measurements are not necessarily related.
Yup. Found this out at my labor. I have wide hips and though baby would pass right through. Nope! Found out my pelvic opening was narrow and baby was face up which put her at an awkward angle and couldn’t pass through the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this opening. So it ended up being a c-section birth. I have a special interest in pregnancy even though I’ll never have my own. I recently learned about the shoulder dystocia which has to do with the pelvic opening. The baby’s collarbone gets stuck on the pelvis. By repositioning mom they can usually manipulate the pelvic opening to free the baby but they also press super hard to get the baby out quickly to avoid nerve damage. It can kill quickly. So terrifying. I’m not sure but I think giving birth laying on a hospital bed contributes to this less optimized pelvic opening, squatting or being on fours may have been the “intended” way to do it. Because the fix for shoulder dystocia is basically pushing the legs up against the moms abdomen, similar to how you’d be if you squatted down. That would be correct yeah, iirc(and don’t quote me on this) it went up during the time period where we had modern medical knowledge kinda but not modern sanitary knowledge
Yeah to bring it full circle, I believe the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this discovery of germs has its foundations in maternal fatalities, doctors were going straight from cadaver autopsies to the maternity wards without washing their hands. Midwife births though were less fatal because they weren’t doing autopsies. Unfortunately the doctor who started making this link was not much of a people person and turned a lot of the medical community against him, so it took a long time for his ideas of sanitizing medical tools and thorough hand washing to catch on The doctor having contaminated hands is one cause of childbed fever but another cause is a retained placenta (or part of one). If that happens it essentially rots inside the person and they die of sepsis. Midwives knew how to stick their hand up there and remove hangers-on, doctors often didn’t. Today we have modern imaging and antibiotics. I had some retained placenta for 3 months after my kid was born. No one could figure out why I was still bleeding for that long. Luckily it didn’t create a ton of other problems.
yes. unicef reported worldwide maternal deaths are .2% of 100k births. then deaths of babies during birthing are 18 per 1000 births, so 1.7%. really great post. id like to ask, though, whether evolution is “about” the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this survival of the species (as much as evolution can be “about” anything) or whether it’s “about” the maximum transmission of genes. i feel like that’s more primary to evolution than any species. Definitely. But in particular, humans are tribal. We have actually been evolving at a tribal level for a couple million years. Kind of like how bees work as groups. Humans do, too. It also compromised on slightly undercooked babies that still can’t see or move appreciably in order to fit the body
Evolution has really mastered a lot of other shit, it needs to move the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this human birth ticket from backlog to current sprint and finally fix it In a way, it has. Evolution allowed the development of a species that had a big enough brain to figure out csections, incubators, etc. This is it. Science is evolution. Medicine is evolution. Our smart human brains and social capacity are the component of our evolution that bridges the divide between our upright stance and our head size. That will only happen if more women die in childbirth. Evolution works by winners and losers, so we’d need more losers. Competing evolutionary pressures. Upright walking is more efficient with a narrower hip, birth is easier with a wider one, and babies need to stay in the womb as long as possible to develop safely while at the same time not killing their mother the majority of the time they are born. Human babies are essentially more premature compared to other mammals like deer who can walk within a few hours of being born. I heard there’s new studies that think that the human baby has a 4th trimester which is the first 3 months out of the womb. They’re still developing, can’t do a single thing including holding their head up, and can barely see, but they have to come out early or else the mom would just die way too frequently Yeah, I cannot imagine giving birth to a 3 month old. Thank goodness they come out a bit earlier! No one would survive otherwise
Yes, I am sitting here just thinking of my kids when they were newborns, for the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this first 3 weeks or so all they do is nurse and sleep, and their toes are so tiny, their fingers are so little, they have this huge head on such a tiny fragile body and they smell so good. I want another baby Their tiny little hands and feet, and the little chubby wrists and ankles. Such a wonderful thing, but I do remember how hard it was too. 2 hourly feedings, the anxiety around SIDS, are they too hot, too cold, will they be safe sleeping while I take a shower… so much for the brain to handle while the body is still recovering from birth. Jokes on them my daughter could hold her head up at 2 weeks and look around. I was amazed bc it continued rather than being random People may refer to evolution as “survival of the fittest” but in actuality it’s more like “survival of the good enough”
If something is just good enough to get by and keep the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this species going, then the pressure to change it is minimal and ineffective. It’s only when a change would have a larger impact on widespread species-level survival that it starts to take root and gradually cause a change. It’s the same with corporate survival. The product should be just good enough to both have a lower price and don’t last forever. Childbirth kills the mother in a lot of species, for example an octopuses last job is to protect her eggs until the babies hatch but as soon as she lays her eggs she starts dying. But the fact is a lot of what happens wouldn’t be as traumatic if we could talk more openly about female reproduction and childbirth but for decades it’s been considered something that’s inappropriate to talk about in public or seen as gross, it’s hard to normalize something that nobody will talk about.
That dominacnce behavior is the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this theorized reason female hyenas evolved their arrangement to say the least in the first place Women’s pain is not considered pain. PTSD was recognised way before post partum depression in DSM as a legit medical condition Human birth is traumatic and it’s because of evolutionary reasons…big brain small pelvis yada yada. But there was not enough effort made to make this process easier on women. In some countries it’s looked down upon to use an epidural so that women can experience the real birth experience The reason women deliver on their backs is for the doctors ease. It’s being shown that many other positions quicken the delivery process. It’s 2024 and doctors are still lying and telling women their IUD insertion won’t hurt because there are no nerve endings in the cervix. IUD insertion was the worst physical pain of my life. Absolutely insane, you can’t compare it to anything. The woman before me passed out and was hooked up to an IV. I work in gyn and it’s a wildly different experience for everyone, though generally uncomfortable. Personally I can think of many things far more painful than my IUD insertions (I’ve had 3). Pulling a muscle in my back, ripping off a toenail, breaking my nose, and of course actual labor were all far more painful, with much longer lasting pain, than an IUD insert. But I do 100% support medicated insertions and believe these should be the standard. There’s no reason for it to hurt as much when someone can take a pill that will help.
I wonder why it’s so different for everyone. For me it was like white flash in front of my eyes, almost knock me out painful. Like nothing I’ve ever experienced. It doesn’t even have to do with pain tolerance, the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this pain was tolerating me like when you rip someone’s arm off, it’s beyond what pain tolerance could cover. Edit: I think what’s so disturbing about the pain is that it feels so invasive. Like having surgery without anesthesia and I mean that’s what it is basically. It is super weird how different it is. Some people will be laughing and chatting through the whole thing, some people are screaming. I don’t think it’s just a pain tolerance thing, it’s wildly different reactions. I’m an ultrasound tech (so I don’t prescribe anything), and I assist with difficult insertions and removals so I’ve seen quite a few, as well as other procedures like endometrial biopsies and saline ultrasounds which all involve passing something up the cervix and into the uterus. The doctors I work for will prescribe cytotec to soften the cervix, and meds like Valium or norco for anxiety and pain control. They don’t prescribe for everyone and some doctors are more willing to do so than others. Just depends on the situation. I’m sure I’m over simplifying because, as I’ve said, I’m not a doctor. But I have seen meds completely change the way a patient is able to tolerate an IUD insert and it seems like it should at least be an option on the table.
I have some sort of nerves in my cervix or else I wouldn’t have a weird fainting/nausea reaction every single Pap smear. I’ve gone to pelvic therapy to reduce the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this pain but even when numbed up I still have a sudden blood pressure drop, blurring vision, nausea, and sometimes black out. It’s weirder now that it doesn’t hurt but clearly something just says “well that ain’t right” and gives me a windows human.exe force reboot in the middle of the office. Every time. I get driven home by a friend and instantly go to sleep for 4-6 hours, as if it’s an inevitable process. I can’t even imagine getting an IUD honestly, what if the object’s pressure made me nauseous constantly? What if I puked on the doctor or had my bp bottom out even worse than it does? Don’t wanna risk it.
I even did it to myself during dilator therapy by accident. My vision went sideways and I passed out in the Swim Turtle Ugly Christmas shirt Besides,I will do this bathroom for a short time. Luckily I didn’t fall, I was already sitting, but I still had to go sleep it off for ages after the dizzy spell was gone just enough for me to crawl to my room. I was absolutely gobsmacked when a college classmate said she came to class after a Pap smear once. I can barely move after one much less attend lecture! Could be vasovagal syncope. But the point stands, women need more support to get through this stuff instead of just “suck it up buttercup!” “The reason women deliver on their backs is for the doctors ease.” I read somewhere that women used to give birth sitting up bc gravity would assist with the birth but some ancient king got off on watching women give birth or something so they started putting them on their backs to give birth while he watched and then doctors/midwives realized that position made it easier for them as well I’m a doula. It’s true. Using gravity lessens the pain usually and speeds up the process. So move how feels comfortable while in labor. Sitting up, squatting, standing, swaying, all fours, etc.

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