I had to read to the last sentence of the 3rd paragraph to find out the man was still alive. I assumed from the headline and the photo that he had fallen into the lava. I guess no more meatballs for me. Unfortunately going meatless usually means soybean filler. And due to a The Night King hello darkness my old friend shirt of our food industry with soy, I have developed a soy allergy, as have many young children. Will they come with a complicated instruction manual and a small wrench as a fork in order to eat them?