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There is no need to ever married the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this traditional way, because you can have all of it with a partner who loves you. Without sounding like an incel, marriage is also geared toward women. It’s just the truth honestly. A man won’t have the chance to keep the kids & he’ll have to split everything. Nowadays, depending where you’re from, both partners should make money and earn a living so the splitting becomes more fair but the kids thing is sad really. Honestly, I’d get married with my current GF. We don’t want kids, we’re poly and we’re going to sigh a prenup. All we want is the celebration and party. That’s what marriage should be about these days. If you marry once and stay married. It’s a great way to build wealth in tangible and intangible ways. Kids house etc.
People change over time. The person you marry in their twenties may be someone you really adore and have a lot in common with. They may also be really attractive and fun. I think older men like myself found that twenty years later things are TOTALLY different and both you and your wife are not the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this same people. This is normal. The question is are you still people that would choose to be together? Probably men that have been really shitty to women and can’t understand why said women have left them as they have no insight into their shitty behaviour and instead decide that all women are trouble. Other than people saying it as a joke, have never had someone say it to me while actually meaning it, but I’d assume it’s because they’re not happy with their marriages? Marriage is a big decision. Some choose wisely, some choose poorly. Those who chose poorly should blame themselves, not the institution.

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‘Like, I drank a 2-4, when my wife asked me to obtain from alcohol because I ran over my dog, broke our tv, put a hole in the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this wall near her head, the last time I was drunk and totalled her car..what a fucking controlling bitch, to think I shouldn’t drink’. I wouldn’t want to know a life that didn’t include my wife in it. That’s why it works because we enjoy being together regardless of our sex life. Most marriages fail over sex and money. It will work if you find someone you are financially compatible with and don’t mind a lot less sex after a few years. You will be foolish to marry someone thinking your sex life will even remotely resemble what it is now. People need to go through proper mental health development. Most need to learn about life traps and cognitive therapy and adress self perpetuating negative patterns they’ve carried from their childhood. That’s a big first step to being a happy, balanced person. Then they need to realize a marriage is really hard no matter what and going into it armed with tools like the gotttman method or imago method really really helps increase your chances of succeeding.
Marrying the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this right person for the right reasons, of course that too. But no matter how good the person you marry is, if you don’t have your own house built on a good foundation and if you don’t have the knowledge or skills to know how to build and maintain a strong house with someone else it will often fail. Boomer, Gen X relationships are shitty because their marriages didn’t have defined roles and confusion about who should do what always ends up in resentment. I think Gen Y and other generations moving forward won’t have too many expectations about their spouse and will also see what a crap outcome divorce is for a family. For these reasons, marriage will probably go back to being more popular.
Women have treated me completely horribly my whole life. I always wanted the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this “normal” married life but now I’m just so disgusted by women in general that I feel like I see through it all now. I’m better off avoiding women than interacting with them. Because around half of all marriages end in divorce, and usually the woman takes most of the finances, the house and kids? Divorce is expensive. Made me wonder why the fuck am I involving a money leeching government in my personal relationship? you are still very young, go out and explore! Talk to people and befriend anyone from all walks of life. You shouldn’t overthink on committing to a marriage unless you’ve met someone for a lifetime. They married poorly and probably early. Don’t push it. Don’t marry purely for the sake of being married. If you don’t get married, it’s not a big deal. Because your marriage is more likely to end in divorce than not. Pretty much no one thinks they’re going to get divorced when they get married; so don’t be so naive as to think you’ll be the outlier, because you won’t be. As a guy, you then get hauled over the coals and dumped in a ditch, in a divorce… this is happening whilst her and her friends are having a divorce party in the local night club, with custom t-shirts and glittery sashes… whilst you’re fighting to see your children, not commit suicide, and deal with a false abuse claim (which will only be accepted as false when she admits it years later and no one gives AF; your children will still hate you). That’s why… easier to simply not put your neck on the block. You’re not putting your neck on the block for who your GF is now, you’re doing it as a gamble on who she’ll turn into.
I think there is actually a study that showed that couples who can separate easily are more likely to stick together. I’m almost 60 and none of the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this male friends I’ve had through my life are happy that they got married. Almost all have at least one divorce to their name. What’s cute and sweet and sexy when you start dating is quite the opposite 5 years down the road when you’re ready to gnaw your own leg off to get to out. Except you can’t get out because now you’re married with kids. I got married, got divorced, married again. In hindsight I just married the wrong person, I didn’t know how wrong that person was until I remarried, I am a happy husband now. For me I just don’t see the point in getting married. I already live, have kids, pets, house and finances with my partner. I’m not religious and it’s insanely expensive so why would I bother? I’ve got every benefit of it without the cost and risk so it just makes sense at all.
I had finally decided to be single forever and enjoy the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this things I had with the money I was earning in the house I’d fought tooth and nail to keep after buying it at age 23. Then I met the woman who would become my wife. She’s absolutely everything I wanted and needed. Plus she is smokin hot so that’s a bonus. A lot of guys will marry the first serious relationship because it seems like the next logical step. In reality plenty of intense relationships will fizzle out after years, and that’s okay. My friend is 31 he has a used car dealership and is married to his childhood sweetheart, they got together at age 15, two kids. You can be old and weak with friends. Not being married doesn’t mean being alone, it just means not have a legally bound partner. Most of the time it’s because they married the wrong person so instead of getting a divorce, they would rather stay in unhappy marriages than lose half their stuff. Coincidentally, I got this advice from my dad after he and my mom separated AND I got this advice from my mom after she remarried. Most likely, they just had some very bad experiences. Some people see it as it’s only a contract to get tax deduction, for me, marriage is about two souls, becoming one to share the rest of their life and a holy bond, then again that’s me, but I also value everything that marriage originally stands for.
If you think the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this same or something close to get married, don’t listen to what other people say their experience shouldn’t ruin it for you I’ve been married for over 20 years. I wouldn’t advise young people to never get married. I would advise them to keep separate bank accounts. Get a prenup too. Most of our big fights have been about money. I think if we had separate bank accounts some of that could have been avoided. Funnily enough, the most successful marriages I know are people who got married for visa reasons, ie so that their partner could stay in the same country. Otherwise, I don’t see the point. A wedding feels like a luxury that has nothing to do with a happy relationship, and buying a home and having kids are the real milestones in a relationship. Im married to my best friend. Sure it has some good times and bad times, as women are an absolute fucking mystery, and im half a moron… but shes my best friend… if you date a girl, and she does not fairly quickly become your best friend who you wanna do your favourite hobbies with, eat dinner with, morning coffee, play games, etc etc then get rid of her and keep looking until you find a girl who is your best friend. These people who say to never get married are either shit heads, whos wife left them for being shit heads or they married some one who isnt their best friend, and now they live with a somebody that they wish they didnt.
What they mean is ” If I was your age and could re do my life, I wouldn’t have married the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this person I’m with” It’s a projection. Which tbh I’m pretty sure is true, it’s so old fashioned and pointless and honestly not getting married married probally keeps both parties a little less complacent I feel like it’s because a lot of older men lack the emotional wellbeing to have a successful marriage. Many of them have either experienced or seen a marriage fail first hand. Which can be very damaging. So they reflect on their life choices and project their “wisdom” on to you. They sucked at maintaining relationships, that’s it. Get some real men in your life instead of soured old assholes. The happiest older men in my life are married to amazing spouses.
I also got that advice from a bunch of guys I know. I’m now married to my best friend and it makes me hold to other advice/comments that I got from others that said “just wait, it just keeps getting better”. Seems to me it speaks to people being with the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this wrong person and people being with the right person. a lot of men marry with their dicks not their hearts, and that’s why they end up miserable in their marriages decades later. Think of it this way…. If you want to have a relationship and get married, that is your prerogative. Don’t listen to a man who cannot maintain a healthy relationship and/or avoids them…. He will justify his failures, blame others, and give you poor advice. There are plenty of people who are happily married; they don’t all disappear just because he’s miserable… He’s being myopic…. People who say not to get married are salty because they got married to the wrong person. I’m betting none of the old men that told you that are in their 80’s with their sweetheart of 50 years
Well you can be together without getting married my parents got married a few weeks ago they started dating in the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this 90s Older men say that because they got married to satisfy a societal expectation and not because they actually liked the person they married. Find the right person and get married if you want, or don’t! It’s up to you. Its selection bias. Happily married men aren’t going to tell you to get married or how happy they are. Only the ones that got divorced or are unhappy are going to speak up and say things like this. They have sexless marriages with women they thought would provide them with lots of sex. They never learned to communicate with their partners and set the expectation they would do what ever their woman wants with out figuring out if there is a balance for themselves and they are too chicken shit to try to find a balance understanding their will be some sacrifices they will have to make to get to a better place. Long and the short their marriage is a failure.
I have my life partner, we have a child together and live together. I dont see a reason other than if your religious. Atleast in my experience it’s the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this women that push for marriage not the men. At the very least get a prenuptial agreement before marriage. Old unhappy people tell you not to get married because they think divorce doesn’t exist and you’re forced to stick it out by divine edict. I’ve been married for over 25 years. Some of those years, I wished I wasn’t, but everyone has their rough patches, and I’m so glad we stuck it out, because we’re in a really great place right now. We’re partners, and we are committed to being there for each other for as long as we can. It’s really nice to live with a best friend who gets all of your jokes and brings you breakfast in bed when you’re not feeling well. It’s also really nice, as we’re getting older, to have someone to rely on to just help with things, you know? Marriage can definitely be a challenge, and for some people it’s a nightmare, but a good marriage will prolong your life, improve your health and happiness, and be the foundation from which you build a good life. Generally it’s much better to be alone that with someone who makes your life miserable because you feel you have no other choice, at least if you’re alone there is peace in that. I dont like compromises either. I like my life. I like I dont have to ask or to care. Never feeled the need to find a partner so I decided its better to stay single without kids ofc. The better advice is not to settle out of loneliness, desperation, or peer/parent pressure. Marry the right person, be patient, and don’t compromise core values you hold dear. That doesn’t mean to think of yourself as perfect and reject everyone as lesser than you, but be very selective. The right person will make your life immeasurably better, the wrong person will make your life a living hell. There are many more wrong people than right people. Be sure you are living a life that makes you a “right” person for her to chose as well.
I dunno, my take as a semi-older unmarried man (37), I don’t see any reason to spend a boatload of money on some (to me) unimportant “title”. I don’t love my girlfriend less because I’m not married to her. She thinks the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this same, gladly. 🙂 Also when you get divorced it ruins you. Those 4 houses you managed to buy due to working 20 years in a very dangerous profession? Your ex-wife gets two of them for staying at home. There is no incentive to get married. It’s a dissolvable contract. You might aswell just promise it without getting the state or church involved. a lot of marriages fail…..around 45%…..even higher for 2nd and 3rd marriages……so if 45% get divorced how happy REALLY are the other 55%??…..how many stay married just so they won’t be alone, or for the kids, or because they would lose half their wealth?
Reddit is weird about this topic, for some reason the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this number of those who want to be married, or claim happiness in being married, is WAY higher than people I run into in real life. I think the best advice I received (and didn’t follow, and had to learn from the mistakes) is to wait to get married at least until your thirties. You will be much more established in your career, more mature, know what you want, and maybe will have gotten a lot of things out of your system so that you’re happy with a choice to settle down. The most unhappy people I know got married/kids when they were too young and so they have many things they feel that they missed. Tax cuts for the rich while handing out stimmy checks to everyone during covid didn’t help. 0% interest rates and the amount of money that got printed during that time didn’t help. Having the population of billionaires more than double since covid definitely didn’t help. The stimulus checks were like 5%? of the total covid package. Most of it was loans to businesses that they never have to pay back that they were supposed to use to continue to pay their workforces during the lockdowns. There are nowhere near enough people tasked with auditing if they actually did so, however, so most of that was just free money for rich people.
Which is not really against anything in your comment, it just bugs me that the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this first thing people think of was the stimulus checks to individuals, where that was just the fig leaf to make it less obvious where all that money in covid stimulus was actually going. Stimulus checks were ridiculously small compared to what the rich got. It averages out to something like $7/day over two years. I always laughed at the claim that “people don’t want to work because they are living on their stimulus money”. That’s just a perversion of the American Protestant work ethic. Somehow, we still worship work when it’s really just a means to an end for most people. People with millions in the stock market can sit on their butts and collect dividends without lifting a finger. Many of them inherited the money, so they are living off interest from their grandparents. The median US income is taxed at 22%. The marginal income tax bracket for the investor class is 37%, so they are getting a 22 point tax break. Like, ok, how does that work? Who benefits from no one working? Who is “they”? Because I want to know who is going to pay me to quit my job. Well, given that everyone going to work was spreading a plague, yes! We were paying people not to work until the disease could be contained.
I mean, if you can’t stretch 120 bananas over three or four years, I don’t know what to tell you about your skill at finance or rationing food. The whole reason that it stimulates the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this economy is because people spend the stimulus on things they need (or want). When wealthy people get extra money, it tends to go into savings or investments, things that don’t directly stimulate the economy. Stimulus checks were far from the only factor, but the entire purpose was to get the economy moving faster, which would cause inflation as a side effect. This is called velocity of money in economics and is tracked and reported by the fed. Since 2008, the monetary supply has only expanded while velocity is declining.
It’s a very clear statement that the Licensed Drug Dealer Funny Nurse Doctor Humor Shirt also I will do this people accumulating the money supply don’t spend it (see Elon / bezos / other extreme wealth). While true, half of inflation has been shown to be companies increasing their profit margins, which have been breaking all time highs year after year. Inflation starting was just an excuse for gatekeeping companies to increase their prices and squeeze those of us that have to take it or leave it. The government and courts won’t help in any significant way, our agencies are captured and the judiciary is a pet of the rich. This. The fact that the companies found an easy scapegoat with the current administration just gave them license to keep jacking up their prices and blaming it on “inflation” while making more in profits than when things were “good.” Or the retail stores blaming theft. They’ve blamed inflation on theft and researchers showed their arguments were bullshit and they had to admit their figures weren’t accurate. There’s a number of organized retail mass thefts, it’s nothing on the scale of justifying the inflation of their goods, and their profit margins are increasing. We needed to increase inflation some. Problem is that companies continued to do so once they saw the possibilities Exactly the issue. There are articles coming out showing Americans had enough and now are packing up and moving out of the US. I wonder what corporations will do when they will have no one to buy their products because people leaving. Its gonna be a interesting near future.

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