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My Tesco only scans your entire shop if they find something that didn’t scan in their test items, I use scan and shop every time. Maybe it varies by store and theft rates? I seem to only get pinged when the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this supermarket is really busy though. I think the algorithm has it in for the self checkout staff “ooh rushed off your feet are you? It’d be a shame if I decided everyone needed their self scans checked” Maybe it varies or maybe it’s down to how much you get – I’m not usually the one with a full trolley of stuff but rather a bag or two’s worth. Maybe it’s “all items if you have 20 or less” or something like that. Nope. Tesco is a small sample for everyone except you apparently. The sample size is based on size and value of your shop and a personal risk profile. If there’s a discrepancy in the sample, it’s 100% rescan.
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They don’t sample check every shop either, that’s also risk based. They select new users more often – to make sure they know checks are done as it puts people off trying to steal generally. Anyone who’s had previous errors gets hammered for a period afterwards. Then they have other ‘risky’ things people do so common to get checked if you decide to put something back after it was scanned. It’s all personal to you, they know usual route and pace through the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this store and also are suspicious if you have huge time gaps between scans – it assumes you’ve been still picking things up going round and not scanning. So, the scan as you shop is supposed to do your first few uses of it. After that, it’s random or if the user repeatedly didn’t scan items there was a way for colleagues to do a forced check. It’s not perfect though. I used to work for Tesco on checkouts and some customers would get checks every time, despite using it all the time and always scanning.
They’re not as random as you think. Shops can force a rescan to happen if they think someone might be trying to steal something. If you get checked all the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this time then maybe you’re the problem. I got stopped every time in Sainsbury’s after my sixth shop turned around and took it to customer services and asked for a refund easily spent nearly £150 each time this is on the scan and shop.I now just do online shopping avoid Sainsbury’s and just walk 5 min to my local home bargains if I need extra.I don’t think I look dodgy just found the whole process embarrassing I always scanned my shopping correctly. Well at least you can avoid trying to do a big shop in a busy supermarket, gives you more time at home doing other things. You’d think if they didn’t trust their customers. They would have say a member of staff, you’d have to pass and pay otherwise you wouldn’t be able to leave the store. They would scan your items for your as well. That sounds like a good idea….



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I work at waitrose. It’s if you use the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this app to scan and go. Once you get to the self scan machines once your done and place everything in bagging area if it doesn’t weigh right we are able to see on tablet what you’ve scanned. We give you a few chances to do this and if you keep not scanning stuff your account gets locked. At my Waitrose, my shopping never goes near a scale. I scan it and pack it in bags in the trolley, then push the trolley through the checkout area and pay for it. There’s no way they can know whether the weight is correct. Those cameras on the self scan tills are not recording, they are just deterants. I’ve heard it that even if staff see someone take something, the managers won’t do anything unless they see it themselves. That’s also why there are staff members on the SCO tills – they are a physical presence. I’ve literally gone over and scanned things for people before because I’ve seen that they’ve not done it themselves.
i saw a lady in tesco with the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this BIGGEST shopping trolley as full as possible (think mega christmas shop) she was sauntering thru the self scan checkout. …….. absolute jackpot levels of thievery My local Sainsbury’s (big store) has a stupid rule where you MUST scan a receipt to get through the barrier at self-service. So not only are you now scanning all your own products (which I like), but now you have to get the receipt and scan it. It proves nothing. It proves you’ve paid for something. Just to get through a barrier in one part of the store, when there are 20 tills which have space to walk out. Treating customers as criminals is a bit of a stretch, it’s just a warning sign. If people didn’t shoplift so much I don’t think they’d bother.
And I don’t think more staff would help much, even if they got rid of self checkout altogether shoplifters would still find a way. It’s basically decriminalised. It is a bit of a stretch for this sign specifically, that is fair. But it’s just one more thing on a list things supermarkets are doing. From having screens with cctv footage pointed at you, making you scan receipts to exit the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this store, having staff randomly check people’s shopping bags and receipts. All while replacing more of the staffed checkouts with self-service ones, and decreasing the number of staff on the checkouts and the shop floor. And yeah I understand the challenges that supermarkets face with shoplifting, but it seems to me that cutting staffing levels to the bare minimum is part of the problem. Take what you can. The cunts at the top have been profiteering since the pandemic. Take what you can!!! Every man women and child for themselves.
The trick is to act normal and not look around, you can instantly spot someone cautions, I always try and put through something small, the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this classic is holding a bag with the item while paying the rest. There’s never actually a plan and I always go in intending to pay for all items, it’s literally as I’m scanning I’ll decide there and then if I should or not. Standard crook’s mistaken excuse – robbing shops is victimless and they can afford it. Trouble is, a large part of the retail price is the markup to cover costs – staff, premises & infrastructure, transport & storage, management & accounting, advertising and wastage. Push up wastage to the sort of levels we see now, and theft has millions of victims paying higher prices. If you were the only thief, maybe it would be an insignificant drop in the ocean for very large stores, but you’re not. As one can see from the comments here, it is becoming a way of life for very many people – and not the deserving poor.
One thing I have found, is that if you do a (legitimate) self scan and leave the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this store just with your purchased stuff piled up instead of using a bag, you don’t half get some dirty looks from staff and some customers. Probably thinking you’ve forgotten a bag and too cheap to buy a bag or something. This is pretty normal to see in a supermarket these days anyway. I’ve been stealing from Waitrose for the last 5 years, covid was the best, you could literally walk out with a full trolley. They are useless cunts and their stock management is fucking shocking. I’ve been pulled up a few times but they don’t do anything because they can’t risk appearing rude to customers. “Do you have two lots of Stella” “no, sorry” …. Actually, yes, but I’m only paying for one, so fuck off :). They just employ a bunch of dumb ass kids who wear fucking black air forces with their ill fitting uniforms, don’t have a fucking clue where anything is and continuously gossip about uni and typical teenage bullshit, etc, while stacking shelves at the pace of a person with dementia. Shit show.
I remember we were using the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this Waitrose self scanners (the tool you carry around in your trolley) and the tool itself cocked up, not registering a tin of sweetcorn. Once we got to the checkout, they had one of those random checks and not only do they take ages, they messed up our neatly packed items Anyway, the sweetcorn was flagged up and they had to rescan everything. Felt like a right criminal, all for a mistake made by the tool. Can’t use the self scanner tool on that account again. This post is so weird to me, are we really questioning why there is CCTV in a supermarket? All this sign is saying is that they have CCTV, but in an obscure, roundabout way to try and match the class of shopper that shops there. No shop or business works on “trust” which is why they all have door scanners and security guards.
You wouldn’t see a big painted “Free ride in a police car for all shoplifters” sign on the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this windows like you would at B&M, so why complain about the middle class tone here even if it is weird? Nobody is questioning why there is CCTV in a supermarket, how is that your take? It’s directly in your face at a self-service checkout and has a bizarre passive-aggressive, even slightly threatening tone to it. There’s even worse in Morrisons, there’s a little camera pointing at your face and the monitor is set up like a mirror, directly facing you to remind you. Treating your customers like criminals by default is disgusting practice. Which is exactly the same as any other supermarket, they trust you not to steal anything but because of outliers they have cameras. I don’t get the outrage.
I recently bought 1 small potato at the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this self service, the only option was to scan it as baked potato, which was a unit price of 30p regardless of size. It got scanned as a carrot at 7p. Scan and leave as it’s nice and quick. Don’t be a fucking cunt and try and abuse the system because we will know. Simple as that. They can see what you scan when one of their employees finally turns around from their 2 hour convo with a colleague and glances at you as you are scanning Just like at IKEA where they have signs saying they do random bags checks to make sure we’re not being overcharged. Fuck off, if they want to offload the cost of cashiers on customers, I’m not gonna go the extra mile to be accurate. If they want accuracy, they should pay a cashier, which I’m not. 47 more repliesI miss the days when Waitrose trusted their customers and didn’t have scales on their self checkouts. I would never shoplift but I know people that think its ok to abuse this system! Normal people its kinda scary! If that’s how you feel, that’s what you should do. I like self-checkouts for honest people like me and I’d rather they didn’t just trust us. There are too many dishonest people around and I want them stopped. They push my prices up to pay for their shopping.
‘trust but verify’ meaning they’ll let you scan and leave the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this shop, but if you’ve stolen something they can still ban you from coming back Personally, I would want them to stop me and double check, because I wouldn’t intentionally do that and I can’t see how you can not scan something by accident. I check my receipts sometimes, to ensure they’ve not accidentally overcharged me. It means they very much do not trust you, but theft losses are still non-zero and it costs money to pay people to watch the video monitors so please let us fire them too. I got some free Naan bread in Aldi once. Scanned it and dropped it in the bag. For whatever reason it didn’t register. I sure as fuck didn’t try to scan it again. Yoink
It’s like having a ton of CCTV cameras surrounding something super valuable so anyone who thinks about stealing it thinks “shit that’s well covered no way of getting away with stealing that” but the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this cameras are never actually switched on so they stick a little sticker on it saying “WE TRUST YOU NOT TO STEAL THIS” just incase some actual mad lad ignores the cameras with a face covering on and goes to steal it. The sticker is designed to make the criminal feel like the company believes they are a good person so they put it back… We all know the line “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” hits 100000x harder than a person just being angry.. unless of course they fuckin lamp you with all their might.
If they kept the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this till as there they wouldn’t put all this rubbish up. Not only do I have to be my till assistant I now have to be security too? They can nob off. I’ll scam what I like…and I’m far too honest to pull a fast one anyways. Plenty of thieves go through normal tills as well, but I do see that allowing us the convenience of self-checkout does enable them to steal more and more easily. I don’t know what the beef about signs is: I hope they don’t trust anyone, including me and I don’t care what the signs say – none of them can be as stupid and offensive as the ones they had to put up about covid. Eyeballs have an odd proven psychological effect – that’s why mirrors, those on till video cameras and even these freaky eyeballs
Just yesterday I nearly ended up stealing something because of self scan. Had a long day, and was just picking up some lunch items for today. Scanned about half the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this items in, and had two of the same. Firsat one scanned fine, but the second one didn’t, however the person next to me must have scanned around the same time as I head a beep. Went to put the item down, and as they don’t have the scales I nearly didn’t notice it hadn’t scanned. Lucky I did not before paying and leaving. But it just reinforced my dislike for them. And the only reason I was using it was due to having a few items, and the only till that was open had a very long queue with trolleys full of stuff. But it did make me wonder just how many people have done something similar and not noticed before leaving? And would it be a valid justification? Either way you either trust your customers to be able to do the job accurately and honestly or you don’t. And if you don’t hire people to be on the tills.
Your choice to use self-checkout when the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this tills were busy, shows the real customer value and convenience of providing them. You have the choice. You were unlucky, but, as I would have done, you checked and put it right. Well done. I think you’d have been ok if they’d noticed – though maybe that’s because I’m a doddery old geezer and they expect me to make mistakes. It varies from place to place, but my local Aldi always have someone on hand to help if you ask. Yeah I have no issues with providing choice, but is it really a choice when at most they have one till open out of 5? Not that I go into the supermarket often but whenever I have that’s been the case. Unfortunately/fortunately I don’t have the ability to use old age as an excuse. The only option would have been my reaction of notification followed by apologising, and then the obvious I’ll pay for that now. With some more apologies.
I work as a SCO supervisor. We have a camera set up. It’s not connected to a panel of security guards watching I assure you. I’m watching & we have random checks. Not a supermarket btw. Think it just kinda feeds the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this perceived superiority one may have whilst shopping at Waitrose. Karen & Dave de Chair needn’t steal after precision arse licking occupationally. It’s so dishonest. No you don’t trust us, and with good reason. People steal loads of stuff. If they trusted us it would work like a normal till and not weigh every individual item before you can scan the next, thereby slowing them whole thing down. First time for me. I thought there were cameras dotted about the place, cameras integrated into the self-scan was a first for me.
Waitrose stores are laid out like a shoplifters dream, I say this as an employee not a thief. My store has three exits, none of which even require you to pass by the Official I Am Schizophrenic And I Have A Gun Shirt besides I will buy this tills, I’ve literally seen people bold enough to walk out the front doors with their trollies full. Their was an experiment not far from me and it concluded that people seeing eyes watching them tended to make them less likely to nick stuff even if it was just pictures of eyes maybe they thought it would work out for them They’re recording, and maybe someone on security has a feed on their monitor, but they arent actively watching, so trust first, use evidence second, and maybe on the off-chance you’ll get caught by the human spotting you on the camera feed (but unlikely). If you wanna steal at self service just fuck the bagging area up a few times then 3rd time chuck a load of crap in and something big on top to hide it.
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