It’s Like Bomb Detection But Instead Your Dog Is Hunting For Q-tips Funny Long Sleeve Shirt

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Fabric Material:

• 100% Certified Organic Cotton ring-spun jersey
• Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
• Runs true to size

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Shipping:

It takes 1-3 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows: USA: 2-7 business days International: 10-20 business days.

Available Products:

Not only the products are shown in the selection, but we also offer other products with this design. Below is a list of products available, Please contact us if you do not see this product in our product options. We will contact you within 12 hours And you will have the product according to your requirements

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Available Size: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Available Color: Black, Cardinal Red, Forest Green, Gold, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White…

STORAGE INSTRUCTIONS:

Do not use detergent containing chlorine, Do not use detergent, Drying, normal temperature, low heat. Regular ironing can be done by steam or dry ironing, and ironing cannot be more than 110 degrees Celsius. Delivery Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days. If you are in the US, Canada or Europe, you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days. And you wanna design your own shirt by yourself for your team, your group or your family, you can sent us your design to email address [email protected].. We will make it for you. This shirt the official design from  Teefefe.com. Available for T-shirt, hoodie, tank top, long sleeve, sweater, youth tee, onesie for men and women. Have a nice day!

Production: 2–3 business days. Standard shipping: 5–10 business days in the US, 7–15 business days worldwide, tracked all the way.

Shipping & delivery details

The ultimate anti-hero dog shirt

This funny long sleeve shirt is for dog owners who know the struggle of a pet that treats every cotton swab like a high-value target. The design features the quote “IT’S LIKE BOMB DETECTION but instead your dog is hunting for Q-tips and no one dies,” capturing the absurd contrast between serious work and low-stakes trash eating. It turns a common household hazard into a moment of shared humor, making it a standout piece among humorous apparel.

Design and comfort details

This black long sleeve offers a minimalist typography approach with crisp white text against dark fabric. The cut provides comfortable coverage suitable for layering or cooler weather, appealing to those who appreciate a sarcastic aesthetic. As a sarcastic pet owner gift, it balances style with the relatable chaos of living with a scavenger dog. The simple color scheme ensures the message remains the focal point without visual clutter.

Product specifications

• Blank type: Long Sleeve Shirt
• Color: Black
• Print color: White
• Style: Unisex fit (check size chart for specific gender sizing if applicable)

Is this shirt suitable for hot weather?

No, this long sleeve shirt is designed for cooler temperatures or indoor air conditioning. It provides more coverage than a standard t-shirt, making it ideal for fall, winter, or heavily air-conditioned environments rather than direct summer sun.

Does the design fade after washing?

The print is durable when cared for properly. To maintain the clarity of the white text on the black fabric, wash the garment inside out in cold water and tumble dry on a low setting. This routine helps preserve the sharpness of the minimalist typography over time.

What sizes are available for this long sleeve?

Check the product dropdown menu for current stock availability ranging from Small through XXL. These sizes typically follow standard unisex adult apparel measurements, allowing for a versatile fit across different body types.

Who is this funny dog shirt for?

This shirt is ideal for dog owners whose pets eat trash, hunt for cotton swabs, or generally ignore commands. It also suits friends who enjoy sarcastic pet humor and want a conversation starter that reflects their daily reality with a mischievous companion.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.