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compete against whom? are 63% of women single? if yes, are they the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this ones failing to compete? if no, who are all these women dating? The guys are not trying I mean not at all. Ask how many times these guys in the past 4 weeks asked a woman out, you will get zero as the answer. It’s quite scary, takes time, preparation, putting other things aside, constant practice and most likely you will get rejected anyway. If the return/investment ratio was good, yes a lot of people would do it. Men are not that stupid, it’s just asking too much for nothing. I swear once you start hitting the gym and taking care of yourself you’ll life will be so much better. Being attractive (even if you don’t look like a model) it’s a massive advantage and definitely achievable.

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Because they are unwilling to be attractive enough partners, as women have gained more freedoms and control over thier own lives they have developed higher standards they hold men to, rightly so, and clearly a lot of men don’t meet those standards so when women don’t throw themselves at them regardless they just give up instead of trying to make themselves more appealing to date. Tha bar isn’t even set high, a lot just refuse to accept they need to reach it if they want a partner. Women aren’t willing to put up with bullshit anymore. We want emotionally intelligent men who actually like and respect women. We don’t want to be your mother or your therapist. We want a partner. Men think all we care about is appearance and money when that’s actually at the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this bottom of the list for many women.
Probably growing up with poorly developed social skills. I bet most of them simply never actually ask women out in real life, and then wonder why they are single. unless the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this average includes women. in which case they basically just said that women are better than men on average… I think they are too busy listening to and trying to impress other MEN to actually internalize what WOMEN actually have to say. It’s not a game, and women aren’t a prize to be won. Your fellow men are NOT a good resource and do not know what women like and will just sabotage you and steal your joy. Go your own way. Literally go your own way. The key is to NOT compete. It isn’t supposed to be a competition in the first place. 30% are obese. 25% are mentally ill. The bar has never been lower. Just having a job, being in shape, and working on your brain puts anyone in the top 10%
Social media makes these men think they deserve a certain level of attractiveness and they’re unwilling to be with women on their level. You think it’s men with the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this higher standards? Dating apps show that men swipe right 50% of the time while women swipe right 5ish% of the time. Wouldn’t that show women are pickier, not men? Not all men on dating apps just want sex though. I still don’t see how that shows men are pickier than women? In this day and age, I think most single men would take whatever average woman they can get. I’m not that handsome or rich, but Ive.never had trouble finding a woman to date. The reason is most men are honestly total garbage people who don’t deserve to find love.
The bar is literally so low that dating is the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this easiest thing in the world. Every woman I’ve dated or been friends with have horror stories about being sexually harassed/assaulted or stalked by some creep. Many of the men Ive known or worked with have stories about doing these things without realizing they’re bad. A lot of men my age (30) still can’t cook/clean/take care of themselves in the most basic ways. Theyre unemployed and have no ambition for anything besides being a twitch streamer. And they think they’re the victims of an unfair society. It’s absolutely unbelievable. They have lowered the bar so much that I get credit for things that every single human being my age should be doing. I get credit for basic empathy and understanding and just keeping my fucking apartment clean. Most men are fucking pathetic, but hey, it makes dating easy for the rest of us. I was at a network event for programmers and found myself a nice women group to chat with. One of them said “Hey, you know the guy you’re often hanging with, the always well groomed one?” So I proceed to tell her he’s my boyfriend and we ended up talking about him. When I told them that he’s always doing the chores I hate the most without me ever asking and that he used to keep his own appartment clean, they were utterly amazed and they all told me they had given up the hope of finding a man that would do that.
He’s clean and well groomed. Would you ever describe a woman in a crowd of women as “the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this one who take care of her appearance”? No you wouldn’t, it would describe almost all of them! A partner doing his fair share of housework without being managed should be a given, it’s not normal for it to be exceptional or amazing. Bonus point for doing the ones I hate the most first, but, even then, making the life of your partner easier should be the point of a relationship. I hear a lot of men saying their girlfriends are making their life better but I’ve never heard a woman other than me say it, it’s always more chores and more emotional labor. So basically a man who take care of himself, give a shit about his appearance, that know how to do every chores(and actually do his share) and is a plus in his girlfriend life is the most exceptional man ever that goes beyond every expectations.
Yet, my lesbian sister always told me “That’s just being a functional adult, who the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this fuck can’t do that?” She never had to wonder if the woman she’s dating can do those basic things while it’s the first thing I always had to think about. We have raised a generation of people that can’t close. Getting a woman interested isn’t that hard for most, but closing takes talent. It takes finesse. It takes rizz. It’s like women will only except the perfect man. I’m an older guy, women seem to like that. But even so it’s odd to try and date them. I’m fairly confident and good with women. The online dating thing is a joke. It’s a few messages and they stop replying whatsoever. I noped out. To be honest I’m surprised to see your comment not downvoted, It’s even more frustrating when you go to any dating-related subreddits and see people blaming everything on men, I’ve said ‘both genders have awful people’ and got downvoted to hell. it’s a common feminist rhetoric that the average woman is staying single because the average man isn’t living up to their standards, I’ve seen comments daily about how men don’t shower, are ugly, dumb, entitled etc.
There are studies showing negative aspects of women’s behaviour in online dating but we aren’t allowed to talk about that, literally no criticism on women is allowed, we are only allowed to criticize men. The average man is “lesser” these days because there’s nothing to strive for. People keep complaining that there are no marriagable men but it’s the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this other way around really. Men by nature are driven by competition. If there’s nothing to compete for. Like, if you’d tell me i have to do a battle royale with 100 guys and kill them all so i could with a random 12$ OnlyFans girl, yeah no. A mix of womens standards for men being too high, mens standards for themselves being too low, dating apps being like a hotness eugenics program, not enough people making the effort to go out and mingle at bars and clubs and parties and carnivals and stuff. attraction is apart of dating, if a woman isn’t attracted to a certain type of man she isn’t going to date him and doesn’t have too, that’s her right. This isn’t the 60s, women do not have to settle for men anymore, they have their own jobs, careers and houses and men can’t rely on their money or power anymore to get into relationships, you actually need to be like able and unfortunately, a lot of you aren’t.
If you are a man and apps aren’t working for you, I suggest going out with a buddy. I recently went to an adult arcade and my god it was full of beautiful single women. If I was single it would’ve been a buffet. These women were legit beautiful, nice, charming, and good girls. There are plenty of women that are having the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this same struggles men are. It’s hard to find a serious partner. Finding someone organically is the way to go, if possible. It isn’t about competing, it is men/boys choosing to not participate that is the problem. Dating is a skill that a lot of boys/men are simply not working to improve or even participating in. You need to fail (a lot) to get to an even competent level and unfortunately most guys just don’t want to go through that pain. A lot of these men have high functioning and undiagnosed learning, cognitive, executive function, and/or developmental disabilities. So they may excel in many areas but struggle in terms of social intelligence (reading the room, taking initiative, communicating effectively, discernment etc…).
Internet dating apps are mainly men who use it. So not only are there a lack of women using these apps, but many of the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this so called women on there are just fake profiles to drive up engagement Your social network is your net worth. When you are surrounded by men who are all unlucky in love then that will likely be your fate as well. People definitely underestimate how many people have a mental disorder’s. I have one and I come of as mellow but my face has rbf so it hard to attract women. honestly, a lot of guys just don’t really put themselves in position to meet women irl (where you have a way better shot than on the apps) the stereotypical guy who goes to work, goes to the gym with his headphones in, cooks dinner, eats dinner, watches a show/plays a game, goes to bed is just not ever going to meet a lady “the organic way” I used to be that guy, but I made a resolution last January to replace “solitary hobbies” with “social hobbies” and it genuinely transformed my dating life. Not only am I meeting more people naturally, because I’m so booked and busy – i always have a “future thing” or two that I can invite a lady to. Something like “hey, this theater company I know is putting on this radio play, want to come?” is waaaaay more intriguing than “hey, want to go watch a movie?” I’m by all accounts a conventionally attractive guy. I’m in pretty good shape. I’m smart. If you like dumb puns, I’m funny. I’m a musician. Theoretically I check many boxes women are looking for.
That said, dating apps are a fucking hellscape. I’d have plenty of matches, but usually when I’d meet up with the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this women I matched with I’d realize I was “filter-fished”. Many of these women use angles and filters to look much more attractive than they are. Probably a good 70% of my dates were filter-fishes. The other 30% were a mixed bag. They were all pretty, and some of them I really liked. But it never went beyond 3-4 dates. I met my fiance when I moved back to my hometown and my step-mom was at a bridal party when she asked if the girls there had any friends to match me up with. A group of 10 tipsy women set me up with my wife after a couple minutes of deliberation. The point is that even a guy who checks a lot of boxes struggled in the online dating arena. It isn’t that men don’t have anything to offer in the dating scene, the problem is that online dating is ridiculously one-sided and is demoralizing to men. I don’t think there is a fix for that, and so my advice to struggling men is that you should expand your social pool as much as possible. That is more likely to lead to finding a good match than dating apps.
Hypergamy. Women have more options than ever before, and they’re inundated with “unsavory” requests everyday. This means that their egos are constantly stroked and boosted, giving them a false sense of having a higher SMV than they actually have. You can think of this sort of as an “artificially inflated sexual market value.” What that means is that, unless you’re a top-tier guy (or can present yourself to be one, even if you’re not), dating the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this women you actually want to date is nigh impossible. Most men settle for women they can get because they’re not in the top percentile of high-SMV men. Women always date up in socioeconomic and SMV class, and men date down. Men don’t want women who have “been around”, yet men who get around are biologically more attractive to women thanks to preselection. Women can sense whether guys are desired by other women or not, and they generally aren’t attracted to men who aren’t desired by other women. It’s in their DNA. If you’re not being chosen by other women, what’s wrong with you? This is the shit that goes through a woman’s head on a biological level. They’re not consciously thinking about it. They have an amazing intuition, and they just know. It’s in their programming after all.
So, if you’re already in a very low socioeconomic and SMV tier as a man, you have to scrape the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this bottom of the barrel, so to speak. You simply can’t qualify for the types of women you actually want. Again, circling back to my second sentence – women are inundated with requests from these types of men. These are the types of men who are lucky to send out 1,000 messages and maybe get one or two replies from women well below their own SMV. That’s why you see a lot of guys with fat girls, weird girls, etc., because they just don’t have the chops to get higher tier women. The real kicker? Top tier men actually experience the exact opposite. They’re inundated with requests from women. The women who read this will know what I’m talking about. You know damn well that you have no problem sending the first Tinder message to a guy who you perceive to have the characteristics of a high SMV dude. Think of guys like Chris Hemsworth, LeBron, etc. Maybe you’re not one of the bad ones. But you acted like one of the bad ones for a few minutes. Why take the risk? When the risk is our literal safety?
Simple, women are now able to lead fully independent lives without men, so they will only date a man if it makes their life better. Alot of men were raised to believe women need them to survive, and that aslong as they have a good job, a women will put up with shitty personality just for security. Something I have noticed about my straight female friends is that many straight don’t put much effort into themselves or daiting. At least when I compare it to my daiting life. Like getting a girl flowers from time to time (they don’t need to be expensive, just don’t make it obvious you got them from the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this supermarket), make her little selfmade presents, write love letters etc. Actually, getting to know a girl. Really getting to know someone. It’s insane for me when I hear about men knowing nothing about what their girlfriend likes. I know her favourite colours, metal, band, element etc after one date. Women also tend to have a really bad sexlife in relationships. The orgasm gap is a thing. Men also tend to get insecure about tying out new things like toys or femdom stuff.
For many women, a boyfriend means more work. Picking up after them, making them take care of themselves like using an actuall shampoo instead of that shitty all in one stuff. You don’t want the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this horror stories that I have heard. And no, there is no 2 in one 1 hygiene product that is actually useful. Trust me, you don’t do your body a favour with that stuff. Studies have also shown that while young women tend to be more independent and open-minded, young men tend to become more misogynistic. Overall, men don’t know what most women want. Most women don’t care about money. Most women aren’t into super muscular and super manly guys. Most women search for an emotional connection. Someone who views them as equal and makes their life better. Someone who has their life together. Trust me, they don’t want a super rich manly man who are covered in oil and dirt. They would rather want men who take care of their looks. Like taking care of your hair and skin and stuff like that. I feel like the bar in daiting is really low. Where are the love letters and poems? Where is the romantic kiss in the sunset?
because none of that stuff feels genuine to us just copies of bad shit from horrible movies that none of us like watching. emotional openness is a type rope walk for us as most of us are mangled beyond repair and showing weakness gets you ostracized in a lot of male situations, there are reasons transmen describe the I Don’t Get Drunk I Get Awesome Shirt Furthermore, I will do this experience as deeply lonely Too many men to compete against. So in r/ask I told my story about how I ended up in a threesome. So the chick I did this with sought out the other chap. And what she said was after creating a profile online, after just a day she had something like 300 messages. Too many to even read through. The next day she had even more, because new fellas had messaged her, and some of the guys from the previous day had messaged her again. I am 33, AM I NOT A YOUNG MAN? Also, I was part of the statistics, never could date but mostly because I wasn’t actively looking for someone. But now I just don’t want to be in a relationship… Is it bad?

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