A man cannot survive on beer alone he also needs a trumpet and a dog shirt
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I’m confused if he just had enough hearses laying around that he could leave a bunch of bodies in them. Like… I want to see his business model. But we’re still down an entire car. I feel it’s hard to forget about a car unless you feel it’s just a “spare”, lol Oh he didn’t forget about it. He lost his business in 2022, didn’t have enough money to pay crematoriums and he already owed them money so they wouldn’t do it. So his solution was to give the A man cannot survive on beer alone he also needs a trumpet and a dog shirt Apart from…,I will love this family fake ashes and leave the body in the hearse. I heard he was looking like a crackhead lately so that’s likely where the money went. They are convinced it’s going to work out or they’ll figure something out again and again until the feds come knocking.
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Why don’t we just feed our dead to bears. Put me in a slow cooker with chicken broth until my eyeballs fallout and serve it to bears at the A man cannot survive on beer alone he also needs a trumpet and a dog shirt besides I will buy this local zoo. Or cook me to 165f and get a nice gravy and some huge potatoes, feed me to the bears. Think about it guys the bears do so much for us the least we can do is let them eat our corpses. You know… I kind think we should feed this guy to the bears. Slather him in honey and drop him in the grizzly exhibit. Fellow human, I like the cut of your jib ? I agree. We should all just be cooked in different delicious ways, and fed to bears. Also I am a human. Not a bear myself. I always wondered if they task their funniest people on mugshot duty. So many smiles. Or maybe, they have those cute little ducks or jingly animals to get little kids to smile.

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Idk if it was inappropriate exactly, but I had a can of Pepsi on my desk after lunch and one of my kinders said in a shocked whisper “Mrs. Last name, why do have beer in here?!?!” His eyes were so wide! I couldn’t help laughing. I explained it wasn’t beer, it was pop. It made me wonder if his family doesn’t drink pop. Just a guess, but maybe they told the A man cannot survive on beer alone he also needs a trumpet and a dog shirt besides I will buy this kid that beer is an adult drink, and then just lie and say all cans are beer. Haha lol yes – I sometimes say my food is spicy because otherwise I never get a look in – why is mums food always much more appealing than their own?! Fun fact: Sprite Zero cans look suspiciously like beer from a distance. I took great pleasure in trolling people in class in college with them.
I had a similar issue with a glass Perrier bottle once! My first grade students thought I was drinking on the A man cannot survive on beer alone he also needs a trumpet and a dog shirt besides I will buy this job. I get this with my sugar free energy drinks. I guess the white cans look alot like beer. Kids ask all the time so I had to switch my flavor at work so the can looked different. I (30 M) am a small, somewhat metro guy who had long hair. I cut it all off. The next day, I walked past a student on her phone and she did a double-take, and said “girl ima have to call you back because Mr. smith comin in here lookin like Ellen Degeneres.” I had another student come into class and on a quiz day, look at the board and realize it was so, and said “Mr. Smith I cannot do this quiz today. This shit got me fucked up.” She left the room. Another student came in and said, “You’re gonna have a quiz?? DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH?”
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- Length from the highest point of the collar to the bottom hem.
- Chest straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat.
- Sleeve from the center back of the collar to the cuff.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| 4XL | 3486 | 3076 |
| 5XL | 3589 | 3281 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2564 | 1641 |
| M | 2666 | 1743 |
| L | 26.567 | 1846 |
| XL | 2769 | 19.750 |
| 2XL | 27.971 | 21.655 |
| 3XL | 28.572 | 22.758 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2666 | 2051 | 33.585 |
| M | 2769 | 2256 | 34.588 |
| L | 2871 | 2461 | 35.590 |
| XL | 2974 | 2666 | 36.593 |
| 2XL | 3076 | 2871 | 37.595 |
| 3XL | 3179 | 3076 | 38.598 |
| 4XL | 3281 | 3281 | 38.598 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3384 | 38.598 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 2051 | 34.588 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 | 35.590 |
| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2871 | 38.598 |
| 3XL | 3281 | 3076 | 3999 |
| 4XL | 3384 | 3281 | 39.5100 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3486 | 40102 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 | 33.585 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 | 3589 |
| L | 3076 | 2358 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 | 3897 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 | 39.5100 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 | 39.5100 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 1846 |
| M | 2871 | 2051 |
| L | 2974 | 2256 |
| XL | 3076 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2666 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 20.552 | 1641 |
| M | 10-12 | 2256 | 1743 |
| L | 14-16 | 23.560 | 1846 |
| XL | 18-20 | 2564 | 1948 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 2153 | 1743 |
| M | 10-12 | 22.557 | 1846 |
| L | 14-16 | 2461 | 1948 |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.565 | 2051 |


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