Pitching Chaos Shirt
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It’s just a subconscious thing. Humans conflate large and/or healthy looking breasts with fertility and, to our little inner lizard brains, looking like a good “breeder” is attractive. They signify a mature, adult female who’s ready to mate (speaking very biologically and blandly) and so they’re attractive to a straight man or lesbian for that reason. So mentally and instinctively, it makes sense. I agree though, I like to think of things literally because it’s funny/interesting to me and I’m sometimes just like “god, people are so into fatty areas of skin for some reason ..how odd”. It’s a bit less weird when you think of it evolutionarily. Our primate ancestors used to be on all fours and sexual readiness would have been indicated by tilting up the Pitching Chaos Shirt But I will love this ass to expose the vagina. So at that time we would have evolved to be turned on by the spherical ass shape. When we starting walking on two legs and having sex facing each other it made less sense to signal sex by raising the ass but the instinct for two spherical humps was hardwired into us so perky, spherical breasts that resembled a ripe ass became a proxy for signaling sexual readiness. Doesn’t matter if you like women, when a body part so perfectly represents sexiness it hits most us in our primordial brain.
Pitching Chaos Shirt

Pitching Chaos Shirt, hoodie, tank top, sweater, long sleeve tee
It’s a place of safety. When you were a child, where did you go to stop crying, be fed, fall asleep, be held, etc. mom’s chest… When our ancestors started to walk upright, breasts started to evolve as a secondary (after buttocks) sexual signal. In tandem with them evolved a response to this signal. Nowadays it’s subconscious. It’s not that weird, nearly everything can be linked back to us trying to survive when sabertooth tigers were trying to eat our asses. Good boobs meant a healthy partner… it’s really that simple; you want your offspring to have the Pitching Chaos Shirt But I will love this best chance of survival, they need a father that can hunt and protect (big, strong) and a mother that can feed and nurture (healthy titties and butt).

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Going out on a limb to say that we’re all attracted to them because they were our first main source of food (us, as in humans)
What are you saying, Matt, the Pitching Chaos Shirt But I will love this bribing of members of the Supreme Court is illegal? Someone should definitely look into that. Almost like this whole thing was a publicity stunt to raise awareness! Has Jon Oliver done anything like this in the past? This seems so out of character for him! /s Wait, are you saying a cadre of HBO attorneys knows more than some bearded incel who gets off on the world’s misery on Twitter (? Elon)?? Surely you jest. Matt Walsh brags about being so smart that he didn’t have to go to college. I doubt big money HBO attorneys have that kind of big brained smarts. /s He thinks he knows more about ADHD than psychiatrists, more about transgender youths than pediatricians, more about Catholic doctrine than the pope, and now more about the law than corporate lawyers. Bribing somebody to stop being a public official is a little different than bribing a public official to change the laws. This however is a comedian saying this on a comedy show. It almost definitely falls under free speech and could be easily argued. Doctor Duplex: (taking off gloves and discretely tossing them in the bin) “Not the foggiest. Anyway, I have rounds. Gottagobyeee.”
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- Length from the highest point of the collar to the bottom hem.
- Chest straight across, armpit to armpit, with the shirt laid flat.
- Sleeve from the center back of the collar to the cuff.
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| 4XL | 3486 | 3076 |
| 5XL | 3589 | 3281 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2564 | 1641 |
| M | 2666 | 1743 |
| L | 26.567 | 1846 |
| XL | 2769 | 19.750 |
| 2XL | 27.971 | 21.655 |
| 3XL | 28.572 | 22.758 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 |
| L | 3076 | 2256 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2666 | 2051 | 33.585 |
| M | 2769 | 2256 | 34.588 |
| L | 2871 | 2461 | 35.590 |
| XL | 2974 | 2666 | 36.593 |
| 2XL | 3076 | 2871 | 37.595 |
| 3XL | 3179 | 3076 | 38.598 |
| 4XL | 3281 | 3281 | 38.598 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3384 | 38.598 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 2051 | 34.588 |
| M | 2871 | 2256 | 35.590 |
| L | 2974 | 2461 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3076 | 2666 | 37.595 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2871 | 38.598 |
| 3XL | 3281 | 3076 | 3999 |
| 4XL | 3384 | 3281 | 39.5100 |
| 5XL | 3486 | 3486 | 40102 |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2871 | 1846 | 33.585 |
| M | 2974 | 2051 | 3589 |
| L | 3076 | 2358 | 36.593 |
| XL | 3179 | 2461 | 3897 |
| 2XL | 3281 | 2666 | 39.5100 |
| 3XL | 3384 | 2871 | 39.5100 |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 2769 | 1846 |
| M | 2871 | 2051 |
| L | 2974 | 2256 |
| XL | 3076 | 2461 |
| 2XL | 3179 | 2666 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 20.552 | 1641 |
| M | 10-12 | 2256 | 1743 |
| L | 14-16 | 23.560 | 1846 |
| XL | 18-20 | 2564 | 1948 |
| Size | Youth size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 6-8 | 2153 | 1743 |
| M | 10-12 | 22.557 | 1846 |
| L | 14-16 | 2461 | 1948 |
| XL | 18-20 | 25.565 | 2051 |
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