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The cellar was the place your family Mickey Mouse a grandma who loves Disney shirt snuck off to smoke pot. The honey-like substance leading to the door was honey, which is delicious after smoking pot. The person whistling was your grandfather, who was having a quick toke to help him sleep after banging your grandmother. Maybe that ass was so tight that the farts come out as a whistle. OP did say “strained”. So imagine a skinned headless corpse with a tight ass trying to fart steamboat willie while clenching his whole body (like trying to push a shit standing up).
Maybe he has come back to spite Mickey Mouse a grandma who loves Disney shirt in their basement as revenge. Check your toilet for any ghostly upper Deckers, OP. LOL and OP take the keys to the cellar and opens the door to find a zombie butt and the fart-whistle stops and the garbagewalker turns his non-existent head around. OP slowly backs away and goes back to sleep. They probably put his head in the barn with the body so maybe he is carrying it around or something Perhaps it’s just the air escaping from has mangled esophagus as he struggles to fill his wretched undead lungs.
Well, now I want to know Mickey Mouse a grandma who loves Disney shirt what was in that damn cellar! And what was it that you stepped in? Did you type that all on mobile? You have talented thumbs, thanks for sharing! Seriously though, get your grown adult ass back to that farmhouse and pop that cellar door. We gotta know what’s in there… best case scenario you get a movie deal. That’d have to be Blair Witch 3… 2 already exists and is called Book of Shadows
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